\u201cBhaiya, what is the difference between 911MS and 911ES? Which one do we buy?\u201d I asked a guy two years senior to me in a compartment presumably oscillating in simple harmonic motion on a rail-track of western line. \u201cGet a 911ES. Though Profs can\u2019t stand it, but it\u2019s programmable. Maths mein 45 karne mein kaam aayega\u201d he said. \u201c45? Sounds like a special number, eh?\u201d I asked, surprised and inquisitive. \u201cBoy, you\u2019re a DDIT guy now. The numbers 24, 36 and 45 now should mean more than just the figure specifications of girls. These are the numbers you\u2019ll always look for, not just pertaining to girls but pertaining to exam.\u201d he scoffed. \u201cI\u2019ve heard, these people detain if your attendance goes below 70%. Really?\u201d I continued interrogating him. \u201cBacche, first year mein notice board par fatwa nahi lagate yeh log\u2026 Jalse maar le\u2026\u201d he scuffed my back in confidence. \u201cFatwa?\u201d I questioned. \u201cYes! Soon you\u2019ll realize faculties here are big fans of each and every student. If they see your autograph less often in the attendance sheet, you\u2019re reported at the high. However, they choose to inform you of their dissent publicly on notice board each month.\u201d he said and we descended down the train at Nadiad.<\/em><\/p>\n

The above para was an excerpt from one of the few conversations I\u2019d with a guy two years senior to me when I was an infant in the DDU realm. Coming from a school which was too particular about attendance and discipline, I quibbled less about DDU than the other freshly detained prisoners of academics<\/em> (the term scribbled on one of the desks in MMH- bestowed upon the newly enrolled by the veterans of DDU CONCENTRATION CAMP \u2013 again a term scribbled on MMH DESK.) It just took me the first internal of 1^{st<\/sup> semester to hop from \u2018pro-DDU\u2019 to \u2018anti-DDU\u2019 clan amongst the students. Centuries ago, as it feels today \u2013 I used to be nervous due an exam every month. Not only girls, but even exams in DDU brought claustrophobia to me. Bunking a lecture, I thought would not suit my image of a \u2018Mumma\u2019s boy\u2019 and hence I glued my bums over the perforated MMH seats with restrain. I worked not for a total of 36 on three but a 36 on 36 in one! I then, also cared as to who mugged up the max and managed to get his\/her marks printed in bold<\/strong> in the mark-sheet displayed on the notice board. Then<\/i> I would get pretty amused to see my fellow prisoners in the cellular jail in Nadiad METRO CITY getting magnetized to the notice-board quicker than the coins would magnetize to the player running in Temple Run when the Magnet power-up would activate<\/em>. However, today I infer that the power-up in Temple Run was probably inspired from DDUians! Writing journals (and record books too \u2013 I belonged to the IT CELL in the prison earlier) was as important as drafting a law and getting it signed without a flaw by the Prof was as difficult as getting a bill signed by Gujarat Governor Kamla Beniwal. Owing to my highly proactive tongue, I would get into rampant verbal brawls with professors when they\u2019d ask us – the 1st<\/sup> semers<\/i> that- how overwhelmed we were by DDU. I would naively elaborate on how DDU was giving us an awesome<\/i> time then! Though I would reach from the canteen to MMH and back without a stumble, I felt my feet were trembling then<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n}

3 years later, I seemed to have improved my vocabulary of life and updated it as well. I walk-off blatantly to bunk lectures regardless of dampening the \u201cMumma\u2019s Boy\u201d image within me. I\u2019ve shed off the claustrophobic shade of mine in context of exams and today I deal like a stud with them, taking them on a ride each month they come. (Though exams are no joy, but as one of my friends puts it \u201cYou experience orgasm only once you\u2019re fucked.\u201d) I\u2019ve now comprehended that \u2018happy endings\u2019<\/em> matter more than \u2018dhamakedar entry\u2019<\/em> and hence I’ve learnt finding peace in a 36 in 3 exams rather than a solo 36. Journals to me are a metaphor to ACCOUNT BOOKS which on being found inaccurate and un-updated with the latest plagiarized data would lead to RAID. \u00a0I\u2019ve drilled it to my taste-buds that Payal Puff and ChaarBhuja are Dominos and Subway and I\u2019ve told the Amdavadi<\/i> within me that Nadiad was soon going to have an International Terminal.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t crib about anything in the college or about the town in which my college is located in now, for two reasons \u2013 Either i) the thing I had a problem with has already changed to what I\u2019d wanted it to. OR ii) I realized I\u2019d have to comply with it if I wanted to finish my graduation in four years. Today I walk comfortably all over the campus and there remains no path untraversed. The soil now grips my feet well. Has the soil changed? Or have\u00a0the paths become hurdle-less? \u00a0Probably what has changed over 3 years is \u2013 <\/i>I\u2019ve learnt walking. I feel my feet have finally attained poise<\/em><\/strong>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cBhaiya, what is the difference between 911MS and 911ES? Which one do we buy?\u201d I asked a guy two years senior to me in a compartment presumably oscillating in Simple Harmonic Motion on a rail-track of western line. \u201cGet a 911ES. Though Profs can\u2019t stand it, but it\u2019s programmable. Maths mein 45 karne mein kaam aayega\u201d he said. \u201c45? Sounds like a special number, eh?\u201d I asked, surprised and inquisitive. \u201cBoy, you\u2019re a DDIT guy now. The numbers 24, 36 and 45 now should mean more than just the figure specifications of girls. These are the numbers you\u2019ll always look for, not just pertaining to girls but pertaining to exam.\u201d he scoffed. \u201cI\u2019ve heard, these people detain if your attendance goes below 75%. Really?\u201d \u201cBacche, first year mein notice board par fatwa nahi lagate yeh log\u2026 Jalse maar le\u2026\u201d he scuffed my back in confidence. \u201cFatwa?\u201d I questioned. \u201cYes! Soon you\u2019ll realize faculties here are big fans of each and every student. If they see your autograph less often in the attendance sheet, you\u2019re reported at the high. However, they choose to inform you of their dissent publicly on notice board each month.\u201d he said and we descended the train.<\/p>\n

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